Survey: What form of birth control do you use?
Me: Homosexuality

teratomarty:

muffdiver:

kawaiinchesters:

really old vintage photos of homosexual couples

See the rest, they’re all amazing.

Reblogging for sharp old butches in suits.

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sailorbunnydot:

I’ve always loved this picture, so I thought I’d animate it. Unlike my other GIFs I kept this one as close to the original picture as possible. I like how it turned out for the most part. Plus, I discovered the optimize for GIF button on GIMP, so hopefully no more cutting out frames.  

sailorbunnydot:

I’ve always loved this picture, so I thought I’d animate it. Unlike my other GIFs I kept this one as close to the original picture as possible. I like how it turned out for the most part. Plus, I discovered the optimize for GIF button on GIMP, so hopefully no more cutting out frames.  

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cest-la-viiiie:

Edited.

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TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

digitalfisticuffs:

boazpriestly:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows. 

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whitelaceblackvelvet:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF SINCE I STARTED LIVING

whitelaceblackvelvet:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF SINCE I STARTED LIVING

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lesb1ans:

You are never alone while I draw breath.

what show is this?

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When you were a kid and you rushed to the Tv when it was time for your favorite show.

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists. 

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feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

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